I found this cool list of things that are pretty funny. Some of these describe me.
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You know you're a trekkie when...

You get funny looks in the street for tapping your left breast pocket to use your cellphone

You have a daughter called Guinan Uhuru Janeway Torres... And you see nothing wrong with this

You beat the rush hour crowds to work by teleporter

using 3,600 empty toilet rolls, 52 mirrors, three generators and your old Texas Instruments computer, you build a working holodeck in your basement

You can't resist making the noise 'sssshhhhhhhp' every time you walk through a door

you won't wear a red shirt and leave the house

The neighbours complain you haven't got planning permission for the three storey sensor array you've built on the front of your condo 'Just in case'

Every time you get in an elevator, you tell it where you want to go

You spend hours converting the speedometer in your car to read 'Warp factor 1, Warp factor 2.....'

The boss won't let you use a dictaphone at work anymore, because you keep using it to scan other members of staff for alien life forms

Your ideal vacation spot is the California desert.... Just because it feels so familiar

Your local bar has refused to serve you because you keep asking for Romulan ale

Your local car mechanic has given up telling you "I'm not Scotty!"

You can't understand why your doctor insists on sticking needles in you when a simple hypospray would do


You know you're a Trekkie when...

You install plasma TVs on the windows of your car so everywhere you look you see the warp effect

You stand on every round floor tile you can find in public places and yell "Energize!"

You installed speakers in your shower instead of a showerhead for your "Sonic Shower"

You think TVs look wierd without those moving lights at the bottom

You yell "Red Alert! Shields up!" when the Mother-in-law visits

Your computer screen has fingerprints all over it

Your wardrobe entirely consists of Red, Gold and Blue Shirts and Black Pants

You've challenged someone to a fight to the death when they reffered to the Starship Enterprise as the "Star Trek Enterprise"

You speak fluent Klingon

You say "Live Long and Prosper" instead of "Goodbye"

You've painstakingly snatched soundbytes of Majel Barret's voice matched perfectly to your Windows sound events

You call your bedroom your "quarters", your house the "habitat ring", and your garage the "docking ring"

You cried like a baby when Data died
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